April 2009
1 post
Moved to Blogspot
You can find me here: http://mrdanielschultz.blogspot.com
December 2008
14 posts
Watchrickyv:
MTV, drunk on profits from The Hills, decided to give us our own TV show.
We’re excited. More details to come, obviously.
Awesome.
Watch“PenWIN”
Penguin escapes onto the filmers’ Zodiak! Yay penguin!
Trying out Power.com (social network aggregate... →
Dark Knight to return to theaters - booyah! →
Watchsamreich:
Stop Carlos Mencia, directed by me, produced by CHTV. If you don’t Digg this, it will break my heart.
Special thanks to all of the comedians who were brave enough to step up and support this cause: (in order) Jordan Carlos, the Whitest Kids, Dave Hill, Anthony King, Victor Varnado, Seth Hertzog, Reggie Watts, and my own Dutch West.
A great message that we all can relate to.
Watchjeffrubinjeffrubin:
I know I say this a lot, but this is one of my favorite Hardly Workings.
Hilarious
November 2008
14 posts
World Clock →
WatchThe Mom Song.
Everything a Mom says in a 24 hour period, set to the “William Tell Overature.”
(Thanks to Senor Moesch for this)
Cuils
[via: http://tinyurl.com/6mf8ma ]
Can we make that a unit of measurement?
One Cuil = One level of abstraction away from the reality of a situation.
Example: You ask me for a Hamburger.
1 Cuil: if you asked me for a hamburger, and I gave you a raccoon.
2 Cuils: If you asked me for a hamburger, but it turns out I don’t really exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a...
“Guy You Canvassed With Knows This Great Little Italian Canvassing Place
...”
– The Onion
WatchGreat prank. More proof that women have power over men…
October 2008
12 posts
WatchDon’t Vote 2
“This one is pretty easy. It was Malia, my 10-year-old daughter’s birthday party....”
– Barack Obama, on the last time he cried. (via samreich)
Hard name to pronounce
How would you pronounce the name, “Le-a” if it came across your desk?
It’s four characters: L,e,-,a.
Some common guesses are “lee-uh,” or “lee,” or even, “lay.” But those are wrong.
It’s pronounced “Ledasha.”
Apparently her mother is irate that so many people are pronouncing her daughter’s name wrong, saying,...
Halloween costumes
Me: What are you doing for Halloween?
Kruger: I am going to be a fairy, and buddha will be a cowboy
Me: So, basically a switch from everyday life for you two, then?
Red Queen Hypothesis
I learned about this from Jeep this weekend:
“In the late 1980s the Red Queen hypothesis emerged, and it has been steadily gaining popularity. First coined by Leigh Van Valen of the University of Chicago, it refers to Lewis Carroll’s Through the Looking Glass, in which the Red Queen tells Alice, “[I]t takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place.” This...
WatchHayden Panettiere PSA: Vote for McCain
(uploaded mostly because she is HOT!)
Watch(via streeter)
WatchPork!
In response to my recent decision to become a vegetarian of sorts, my friends (and my soul) have been issuing arguments like this. Delicious arguments.
Watch“The Dark Buzz Knight-year”
What happened to Pony?
Me: Blazing! Pony's gone!
Blazing: What?
Me: There's a woman sitting in his seat! Look - it's an Indian woman where Pony used to be.
Blazing: You don't know that's not him! He could have gotten a tan...and tuck.
WatchVote. Don’t Vote. Un-Vote.
Vote.
September 2008
10 posts
Watchrickyv:
After hearing Matt Damon’s brilliant comparison of a Sarah Palin presidency to a bad Disney movie, I called up Sam and said “Let’s make a trailer for what that movie would look like.” Within hours, Dan and Amir were writing it, Ben and the CHTV crew were casting and producing it, and two weeks later, here it is.
Digg?
Watch[From the TED Talks] Jonathan Haidt: The real difference between liberals and conservatives
“I think you should always ask yourself, “If I was 8, would I hesitate to do...”
– Mike Karnell.
Great advice.
(via jakehurwitz)
Bar Stool Economics
[Thanks to JHolloway for passing this my way]
Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay $1. The sixth would pay $3. The seventh would pay $7. The eighth would pay $12. The ninth would pay $18. The...